3rd grade
  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
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msruhhnoir:

myokcupidtragedy:

subarbievol:

Straight boys like “lets threesome” but can’t even please one woman

ATTENTION EVERYONE THIS IS THE REALEST SHIT I’VE EVER READ

Just say “sure babe, let’s get another guy in here” and see how quickly they shut down.


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thighrabanks:

The only thing about America’s measuring system that’s better than metric is that you can say “miles of smiles”
“Kilometers of smiles” just sounds weird


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unnecessaryvoices:

thedebateguy:

Congressional Debate merch, anyone?

Wear it to a tournament

unnecessaryvoices:

thedebateguy:

Congressional Debate merch, anyone?

Wear it to a tournament
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whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

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(Source: lizardpaws)

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I’m just so mad

and fucking hurt by you right now


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