likeawritingdesk:

i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

jamsfrankenstein:

fact: when a boy wears a beanie i want 2 make out with him approximately 700% more

(Source: jamsfranca)

fatwink:

today i heard a guy say “cool story bro” and i could practically feel his virginity rub up against me

tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background